I took this photo in an alley behind a theater and now I have to start a boy band. :(

I took this photo in an alley behind a theater and now I have to start a boy band. :(

Show tonight in LA! 8 pm! The Complex in Hollywood. 6476 Santa Monica. On Earth. The Milky Way. This universe. DON’T GO TO THE MIRROR UNIVERSE SHOW WHICH WILL JUST BE GOATEES AND EVIL. 
GUESTS: Kim Evey & Greg Benson!
ALL OTHER DETAILS HERE!

Show tonight in LA! 8 pm! The Complex in Hollywood. 6476 Santa Monica. On Earth. The Milky Way. This universe. DON’T GO TO THE MIRROR UNIVERSE SHOW WHICH WILL JUST BE GOATEES AND EVIL. 

GUESTS: Kim Evey & Greg Benson!

ALL OTHER DETAILS HERE!

According to this sign, I am nothing.

According to this sign, I am nothing.

If you’re having a hard time convincing friends to visit LA send them this postcard.

If you’re having a hard time convincing friends to visit LA send them this postcard.

Here I am cosplaying Charlie Brown. #tbt

Here I am cosplaying Charlie Brown. #tbt

LA friends! My new show debuts on Sunday. It will look just like this, but I will be standing the whole time.
Watch our first guests—Kim Evey and Greg Benson—fulfill their comedy fantasies!
Tickets and info here!

LA friends! My new show debuts on Sunday. It will look just like this, but I will be standing the whole time.

Watch our first guests—Kim Evey and Greg Benson—fulfill their comedy fantasies!

Tickets and info here!

Not a big fan of the license plate on the new Batmobile. :(

Not a big fan of the license plate on the new Batmobile. :(

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One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!

My tweet about the constant emotional turmoil of my home state made @midnight’s top ten list. I feel emotional turmoil about this, as I do about most things. 

I can’t wait to get a new phone and show off at McDonald’s.

I can’t wait to get a new phone and show off at McDonald’s.

New episode of my comedy podcast Obsessed is now available here!
SUPERHEROES! Recorded live at Geek.Kon in Madison, WI and featuring special guests Christopher Jones and John Kovalic!
(Photo is from a different panel, but it’s all I could think about while recording this podcast.)

New episode of my comedy podcast Obsessed is now available here!

SUPERHEROES! Recorded live at Geek.Kon in Madison, WI and featuring special guests Christopher Jones and John Kovalic!

(Photo is from a different panel, but it’s all I could think about while recording this podcast.)