An unidentified criminal in Albuquerque, New Mexico has two great loves: stripping cars and hitting cameras. After noticing his crime was being recorded by three different cameras, the suspect made the dubious choice of sticking his face directly in the lens. According to the owner of the cameras, manufacturer Charles Springer, the criminal is “not very intelligent.” The not-intelligent criminal still hasn’t been caught even though there’s a $1000 reward. So if you have a dumb friend in Albuquerque, try turning them in just in case!
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